Saturday, September 12, 2009

you get what you pay for

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden ... he was feeling very lonely

God: what's wrong with you?

Adam: i don't have anyone to talk to.

God: I will make a companion for you ... it will be a woman ... this gorgeous creature will gather food for you ... she will cook for you ... when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you ... she will always agree with every decision you make ... she will not nag you ... she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement ... she will praise you ... she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. ... she will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam: what will this woman cost?

God: an arm and a leg

Adam: what can i get for a rib?

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