sunday funnies

unpleasant

just sayin' 

also, release release the Epstein files 

on a lighter note...

mine, too...

revenge tour?

 

i think Pluto might be holding a grudge over losing planet-status

just sayin' 

i don't care

 here's a link

 yep - the link is right here 

to something that i really, really, REALLY needed to read this morning... 

follow the link or don't follow the link ... i don't care one way or the other

and here's a little ditty that i like to sing to the tune of i-don't-know-cuz-i-don't-remember-the-original-lyrics...

🎵  i don't care... 

i  don't care... 🎶

🎵  i don't give a $h1t - no, i don't care...

I.  Don't.  Ca-a-are.🎶

🎤  drop

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

also, release the Epstein files

may the fourth be with you

 happy Star Wars day!!!

short on accountability - long on sleeves

my new tee shirt...

just sayin'

uss notwhatisignedupfor

location location location

aaaawww!!! cute!!!

uhmmm ... meh

ugh ... turds in the grass

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. 

The Eclectic Moose

naughty elves

didja know...

...why cows have hooves instead of feet?

 because they lactose

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Marilyn Monroe

open door policy

disclaimer - this thought is not mine, originally

chow down

disclaimer - this thought is not mine, originally

but only when chicken isn't on sale...

420

there's a looooong article about the true story of how april 20 became "weed day" and you can find it here...

 i lost interest after the first paragraph cuz, seriously dude, who really cares?!?

mmmhmmm...

there are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut

disclaimer ... none of these thoughts are mine, originally

punxsutawney phil

meanwhile...

i'm wondering...

 what do people who spell 'u' instead of 'you' 

do with all their spare time?

disclaimer ... none of these thoughts are mine, originally

didya know?

meanwhile...

remember that if anyone tries to tell you that biscuits and gravy isn't a meal, stop talking to them...

you don't need that kind of negativity in your life

disclaimer ... none of these thoughts are mine, originally

high tech

the oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve...

it was an Apple....

but it had extremely limited memory - just one byte 

and then everything crashed...

meanwhile...

i ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...

i'll let you know...

disclaimer ... none of these thoughts are mine, originally

walking the dawgs

Auntia gave Super Man a pair of slippers... 

Super Man ... two months old 

Super Man ... six months old ... his dawgs are barkin'

i've been trying to teach him some dog jokes...

man to dog trainer, "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into a corner."

dog trainer to man, "That's okay. He's a boxer."

two dogs walk into a bar and order beers ... they look around and realize that they are the only dogs wearing collars

the first dog says, "Oh my gosh!!! I think we're in a stray bar!!!"

a three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw."

conversation between two dogs overheard at a dog obedience school, "The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL THIS STUFF that you will NEVER use in the Real World."

but he doesn't think i'm funny...

duck ... duck...

duck ... duck ...

GOOSE!!!

sisters of the not-going-anywhere-dressed-like-that pants

it was quiet

very quiet

too quiet

and this is what Sister Mary LuLupants and Sister Mary Leahpants were doing...

whatcha got there, Sister Mary LuLupants?

nonna ... nonna ... Sister Mary LuLupants is throwing the squeaky ball in the house!

now it's my turn, Sister Mary LuLupants!

she's never gonna share that squeaky ball, is she?

well, it took her long enough to see the light...


I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Class, attention.
Attention, class!
Class!
SHUT UP!!!
Thank you.
cheech & chong