one heartbeat

he is one heartbeat away from the presidency...

eleven human beings, suspected of being narco-terrorists, were blown out of international waters  by the U.S. military under the orders of Thing One

the government of the United States is BRAGGING about it

and Thing Two is totally okay with being a war criminal 

 he doesn't "give a shit" about the Rule of Law or Due Process, International law or basic human rights 

judge,  jury and executioner - literally

one heartbeat, one breath from being the president

who will  be targeted next?

and who else is keeping receipts for the reckoning when this insanity is over?

 askin' for a friend

also, release the Epstein files

twisted mind

 this is insane ... is Thing One not just an evil, self-serving malignant narcissist, but also effing crazy?!?

 those three helicopter icons?

 according to my research they are "symbols the right wing uses to represent former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet’s goons’ disappearing political opponents by pushing them out of helicopters"

he has the might of the American military

 and the codes to 3748 nuclear warheads at his fingertips...

no liberal tears here

 (i am not, believe it or don't, a liberal) 

 i'm shouting ... no, screaming: 

DANGER - Stand your ground!!! 

There is no one coming to help - it's on US to stop this insanity - for our children and our grandchildren and our great-grandchildren.

just sayin' 

also, release the Epstein files 

National Gardeners

i believe the military term for this is "shit ass deployment " 

 fighting crime in Washington DC one weed at a time at approximately 1 MILLION TAX DOLLARS PER DAY for 29 days (because Comrade Bone Spurs wouldn't want to make it 30 days and have to pay the Guard's  full housing and health benefits, now would he?!?)

just sayin' 

also,  release the Epstein files 

if you know, you know

also, release the Epstein files 

snow on the roof

fire in the furnace

"All these demonstrators ... all of these elderly white hippies, they're not part of the city, and never have been ...... So we're going to ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old..."

well,  someone needs a nap,  Herr Temu Goebbels 

maybe YOU oughta try resting your lies eyes for a bit; your coffin nap mat is waiting for you...

seriously,  who hurt this guy? he's so  ... damaged 

he hates with the fires of a thousand suns - and that hate has consumed his soul 

and Thing Two added:

"It's kind of bizarre that we have a bunch of old, primarily white people who are out there protesting the policies that keep people safe when they've never felt danger in their entire lives."

there's just so much stupid in that statement that i'll just let you ponder it when you have nothing else to think about ... what an idiot

just sayin' 

also, release the Epstein files 

monday morning wake up call

WAKEUP or sleep with the fishes

just sayin' 

also, release the Epstein files 

sunday not so funnies

signs from today

 this one is from the UK, during Thing Two's "family vacation "

and these were in Colorado...

the behind sign reads 

"Are we great yet? 'Cause I just feel embarrassed."

also,  release the Epstein files 

take the keys

and keep her locked up

lies lies lies

convicted felon Tina Peters is a lying liar who lies and she is exactly where her lying self should be - in  a Colorado prison serving her sentence - the "Democrats" in Colorado did not cheat in the 2020 election - Thing One lost because he's a losing loser who loses

 and he can't sell her a pardon - she was convicted of state, not federal, crimes

p.s. - i can't think that, as vain as Tina Peters is, she would (at 69) appreciate being called "an old woman", not even by her Dear Leader - she is the opposite of innocent or a brave patriot (guilty brazen parrot is more like it) and her only "torture" is being held accountable for blatantly betraying her constituents...

just sayin'

also,  release the Epstein files 

tariffs are taxes

trickle down economics...

the importer pays the tariffs and then passes the tariffs on to you by increasing prices...

tariffs are taxes 

paid for by the American consumer...

that's YOU 

 YOU pay the tariffs 

and the White House is bragging about raising YOUR taxes by $150 billion (that's billion - with a B) without giving a good expletive deleted what YOU think about it 

just sayin' 

also, release the Epstein files 

museums are woke?!? seriously?!?

after Thing One posted this (direct quote) on his small social media network on the morning of August 19, 2025

"The Museums throughout Washington, but all over the Country are, essentially, the last remaining segment of 'WOKE.'"

(there's more - you can search for it with your favorite search engine - if you feel like lowering your IQ)

anywho, i was left wondering who might have written the following Yelp review of The Smithsonian...

"TWO WORDS: BOR-RING. 1 out of 5 stars! Extremely WOKE! Why focus on how bad slavery was when it only affected a VERY SMALL percentage of people AND ended A VERY LONG TIME ago??? Also, don't bother visiting the Holocaust Memorial Museum unless you just really want to ruin your day looking at grainy, old photos of very unhealthy people looking very sad over some bad things that happened almost a hundred years ago! NO THANKS!"

seriously,  who thinks like that?!? 

just askin'

also ... release the Epstein files

signs from today

front 

and back

we can play nice later

i can totally relate 

release the files

taco tuesday

let's go taco 

taco tuesday

let's go taco 

Scotland the Brave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

 Thing One is playing  cheating (your lackie is on video tossing your lost ball, doofus)  at golf in Scotland...

 i was hoping that our Scottish friends would do us a solid (for which a lotta us would be forever grateful) and please,  please,  please

 keep him there... 

but before i could plead beg ask, these Scottish protestors showed up in my inbox...

so...

i guess y'all will think about it and get back with me?

just askin'

tanks - a lot

just sayin' 

taco tuesday

let's go taco 

signs from today...

 if you think...

then know that...

just sayin'

taco tuesday

el pollo loco

let's go taco