jaws

have you ever wondered why sharks circle their prey before attacking?

two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean ... they spied the survivors of a sinking ship

the father shark said

follow me, son ... and do exactly as i tell you!!!

they swam toward the mass of people

first we'll swim around them a few times with just the tips of our dorsal fins showing...

and they did

well done, son!!! now we'll swim around them a few times with all of our dorsal fins showing...

and they did

now ... we eat every body!!!

and they did ... after they had gorged, the son shark asked

dad ... why did we swim around and around them? why didn't we just eat them all up when we first saw them?

the very wise father shark answered

because they taste better without the poop inside...
would you be my chum?