old BigMac Donald

had a side of fries

E I E I O

my apologies to pigs everywhere

he isn't a strong man ... he is small and weak and mean ... he cannot, ever, admit when he is wrong

or say that he is sorry

he's a cheat, a fraud, a liar, a convicted felon, a loser

and he's really, really bad at pretending to be human

 he has never understood that NO means NO 

and THAT is why Greenland and Denmark and Canada and Panama 

and more and more Americans despise him

and THAT is why all of the rest of the World should never believe a word from him or any of his followers

here a lie ... there a lie ... everywhere a lying lie

just sayin'