Auntia gave Super Man a pair of slippers...
Super Man ... two months old
Super Man ... six months old ... his dawgs are barkin'
i've been trying to teach him some dog jokes...
man to dog trainer, "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into a corner."
dog trainer to man, "That's okay. He's a boxer."
two dogs walk into a bar and order beers ... they look around and realize that they are the only dogs wearing collars
the first dog says, "Oh my gosh!!! I think we're in a stray bar!!!"
a three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw."
conversation between two dogs overheard at a dog obedience school, "The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL THIS STUFF that you will NEVER use in the Real World."
but he doesn't think i'm funny...