Tuesday, May 4, 2010

sex flies

a woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

what are you doing?

hunting flies

oh-kay ... killing any?

yep ... 3 males and 2 females

oh really? how can you tell them apart?

3 were on a beer can ... 2 were on the phone

this joke was brought to you by my sister ...... i swatted the first fly of the season this afternoon but i dunno if it was a boy fly or a girl fly cuz it wasn't on a beer can or the phone

you can tell that it is spring time in the northern hemisphere - Gran posted about tote virgins and Kim posted about textile dysfunction ...... it's the season for it, innit?

3 comments:

Kim said...

Isn't it sad when you get so old that talking about sex--even in a sort of indirect way--is kind of naughty again? I was in a funny sort of gift shop tonight--the kind that has flamingo stuff--and I thought of you!

Thelma said...

Very Funny......THANKS for sharing, and a good laugh

Gran said...

I just re read your post and laughed all over again. Good One!