Tuesday, May 4, 2010

sex flies

a woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

what are you doing?

hunting flies

oh-kay ... killing any?

yep ... 3 males and 2 females

oh really? how can you tell them apart?

3 were on a beer can ... 2 were on the phone

this joke was brought to you by my sister ...... i swatted the first fly of the season this afternoon but i dunno if it was a boy fly or a girl fly cuz it wasn't on a beer can or the phone

you can tell that it is spring time in the northern hemisphere - Gran posted about tote virgins and Kim posted about textile dysfunction ...... it's the season for it, innit?


Kim said...

Isn't it sad when you get so old that talking about sex--even in a sort of indirect way--is kind of naughty again? I was in a funny sort of gift shop tonight--the kind that has flamingo stuff--and I thought of you!

Thelma said...

Very Funny......THANKS for sharing, and a good laugh

Gran said...

I just re read your post and laughed all over again. Good One!