okay ... it is
Super Bowl Game Day...
the Denver Broncos (woo hootie hoo!!!)
the Seattle Seagulls ... or is it the Seahawks (who?!?)
no bias here - we're Equal Opportunity Bronco fans
and it is time to take inventory...
order the pizza - check
turn on the doorbell so you can hear the pizza guy when he comes - check
get the money ready to pay the pizza guy (seriously?!? FORTY BUCKS?!? when did pizza get so doggone expensive?!?) - check
lucky can of Orange Crush - check
lucky orange plaid jammy bottoms - check
lucky printed slightly off-center grey Bronco t-shirt - check
make sure i'm not wearing anything that is green - check
those Circus Peanuts hafta be gone before the 2-minute warning of the last quarter or all will be lost
lucky quilt - check
lucky socks - check
lucky Circus Peanuts - check
and i'm ready for some FOOTBALL!!!
It's only weird if it doesn't work.
good gawd, i hope this works cuz otherwise i'll just be WEIRD!!!