Honey, you received a very strange postcard today!
Oh? Well, just give it to me and don't worry your pretty little head about it anymore.
Mrs. Dente handed over the postcard and watched as her husband read the card ... Al turned white ... grasped his chest ... and fell down ...dead
on the card was written:
spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti
three with meatballs
send extra sauce
this message was brought to you by my sister ... she has a funny bone bigger than alaska