Wednesday, January 27, 2010

al dente

for several years Al Dente had an affair with his mistress .... ... one night she told him that she was pregnant ... he gave her a lot of money to go into hiding and have the child in secret ... Al promised that if she remained in hiding and raised the child that he would provide child support till the child reached the age of eighteen ... she agreed, but asked how Al would know when the child was born ... he told her to mail him a postcard with the word spaghetti written on the back ...... nine months later Al Dente came home from work to his confused wife...

Honey, you received a very strange postcard today!

Oh? Well, just give it to me and don't worry your pretty little head about it anymore.

Mrs. Dente handed over the postcard and watched as her husband read the card ... Al turned white ... grasped his chest ... and fell down ...dead

on the card was written:

spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti

three with meatballs

two without

send extra sauce

this message was brought to you by my sister ... she has a funny bone bigger than alaska

3 comments:

Jennifer said...

Oh my.....poor Al......!

Shannon said...

excellente

MamaT said...

Ha ha ha . I love a good (or bad) joke!